"Fuck, my tea."
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via hacelgrace)

The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.

Why do all the authors FORGET THIS SHIT? MCU Steve definitely holds his own against every other sassy bastard in the canon.

johanirae:

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:


thischick25:


This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…


men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.


THE NOTES ON THIS


because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the “same size” pants right that moment.

johanirae:

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

THE NOTES ON THIS

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because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on

WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the “same size” pants right that moment.

zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

This is relevant to my interests.

This is relevant to my interests.

tagged → #reblog #tumblr

unexplained-events:

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Gammell vs Helquist

A few examples (since i can only fit 10) comparing the illustrations of Gammell and Helquist in the 30th Anniversary edition of “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark”

1) Title Page

2) The Walk

3) The Haunted House

4) The Red Spot

5) Harold

I feel like the older illustrations were what made the stories even scarier.

That shit was TERRIFYING to me as a kid, to the point I’m still amazed my entire goddamned generation as a whole avoided lifelong psychiatric care. I almost wonder if Gammell was attacked at one point by a roving band of wild children and decided to terrify them (and me) as much as they obviously freaked him the fuck out…

berunov:

Rocket, no.

tagged → #minimum wage #reblog
REBLOG if your pan/bi/asexual

legacyofthetimewar:

Let’s show them we exist guys

"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle"
— The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)
theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.
I need it.
It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

tagged → #reblog #real life rocket

justananimeartblog:

Do you ever forget that you can’t speak japanese so you try to multitask while watching subbed anime and realize fuck i have no idea what just happened

…yes.

Borked!!

So, had a bit of a fall at work and am now functioning around a broken pinky. Which is wrapped and splinted so that I only have the thumb and fore/middle fingers to work with for a given value of “work.” On my dominant hand.
Post brought to you by a stylus and my iphone.

apollymi:

mamalaz:

If Rocket met the Winter Soldier

Yep.

Tagged by my yami:

agentotter:

heartslogos:

candypinkcocks:

candypinkcocks:

candypinkcocks:

jettiebettie:

Okay, guys, but think of the Argents bickering over monster facts in the margins of the bestiary before it was made digital.

Revenants are weak to a torch’s flame. - 1730”