berunov:

Rocket, no.

tagged → #minimum wage #reblog
REBLOG if your pan/bi/asexual

legacyofthetimewar:

Let’s show them we exist guys

"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle"
— The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)
theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.
I need it.
It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

tagged → #reblog #real life rocket

justananimeartblog:

Do you ever forget that you can’t speak japanese so you try to multitask while watching subbed anime and realize fuck i have no idea what just happened

…yes.

Borked!!

So, had a bit of a fall at work and am now functioning around a broken pinky. Which is wrapped and splinted so that I only have the thumb and fore/middle fingers to work with for a given value of “work.” On my dominant hand.
Post brought to you by a stylus and my iphone.

apollymi:

mamalaz:

If Rocket met the Winter Soldier

Yep.

Tagged by my yami:

agentotter:

heartslogos:

candypinkcocks:

candypinkcocks:

candypinkcocks:

jettiebettie:

Okay, guys, but think of the Argents bickering over monster facts in the margins of the bestiary before it was made digital.

Revenants are weak to a torch’s flame. - 1730”

apollymi:

hotrodngold:

hils79:

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

OMG!

"But it’s IMPORTANT to me!"

Oh gods, yes, please!

"For this to work, I need three sticks of dynamite, a pocket calculator, and *starts to point*"

"He DOES NOT need your arm, ignore him."

"No, really, it’s integral to the plan!"

Meanwhile, Steve has started herding a bemused Bucky towards the door…

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

image

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

Yeah, the gif really sells this truth.

abendlichter:

kittensaysfuckyou:

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

You’ve also never met someone with a… unique old family name.

moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

den-of-cin-of-feels:

juliacaesaris:

River isn’t looking at the Silent.
River can’t remember the Silent.
So how does River know there’s even something back there?
Rory looks scared.
River shot a monster because her father was scared.

FEELS. ALL THE FEELS.

I don’t always get Pond feels where River is concerned… but here? Hell yes.

den-of-cin-of-feels:

juliacaesaris:

River isn’t looking at the Silent.

River can’t remember the Silent.

So how does River know there’s even something back there?

Rory looks scared.

River shot a monster because her father was scared.

FEELS. ALL THE FEELS.

I don’t always get Pond feels where River is concerned… but here? Hell yes.

Really hate when the train is just late enough that I have to wait a fucking HOUR for next bus in the chilly night air. This system is slightly broken, especially since I see absolutely zero security here and am 1 of 2 women out here alone. Thanks, MARTA!